Question

[hevymtl]

Originally Posted by 96GTS

Get a tune.

[TheJeanyus]

Originally Posted by FastRedPonyCar

It's cause there aren't any cats to clean the "black" out of the exhaust anymore.

No shit.

Don't do this when they're hot btw. Wait for them to cool off.

No shit.

[FastRedPonyCar]

If I had a rubber hose right now, I would beat you...

[TheJeanyus]

Originally Posted by FastRedPonyCar

If I could think of something obvious right now, I would post it...

[FastRedPonyCar]

Originally Posted by TheJeanyus

Ok. You've made me mad...I'm going to...wait. Nevermind. I'll regain my composure and tell you a story. Hopefully you'll learn a valuable lesson from it.

When I was a kid, the people next door had this little yappy poodle that I used to make fun of all the time. I thought it was real stupid-looking and annoying. But let me tell you, I didn't make fun of it after the time it saved my life. How did it save my life? It's a long story. Too long to tell here. But I can tell you it was full of excitement and danger, and afterwards I never made fun of that poodle again.

Well, I suppose I can at least try to tell the story. I'm still not sure I believe it myself, so many strange and fantastic things happened. Briefly what happened, though, is this: I was walking across a vacant lot near my house when I heard a noise. I turned. You know what? This story is just too hard to try to tell here. Just believe it when I say that the poodle came out of nowhere to attack a cobra.

Where did the cobra come from? Okay, I guess I can at least tell that part. No, I'm going to change my mind again. It's just too hard to explain--although if I did explain it, you would be glued to the edge of your seat.
Maybe someday I'll tell the story of the poodle and the cobra. No, I won't. It's a good one though.

[TheJeanyus]

Calm down. Deep breaths. Now relax and take a joke.

[banditmwp]

Originally Posted by FastRedPonyCar

Ok. You've made me mad...I'm going to...wait. Nevermind. I'll regain my composure and tell you a story. Hopefully you'll learn a valuable lesson from it.

When I was a kid, the people next door had this little yappy poodle that I used to make fun of all the time. I thought it was real stupid-looking and annoying. But let me tell you, I didn't make fun of it after the time it saved my life. How did it save my life? It's a long story. Too long to tell here. But I can tell you it was full of excitement and danger, and afterwards I never made fun of that poodle again.

Well, I suppose I can at least try to tell the story. I'm still not sure I believe it myself, so many strange and fantastic things happened. Briefly what happened, though, is this: I was walking across a vacant lot near my house when I heard a noise. I turned. You know what? This story is just too hard to try to tell here. Just believe it when I say that the poodle came out of nowhere to attack a cobra.

Where did the cobra come from? Okay, I guess I can at least tell that part. No, I'm going to change my mind again. It's just too hard to explain--although if I did explain it, you would be glued to the edge of your seat.
Maybe someday I'll tell the story of the poodle and the cobra. No, I won't. It's a good one though.

[svopaul]

Originally Posted by FastRedPonyCar

If I had a rubber hose right now, I would beat you...

That would be one damn LONG rubber hose....


probably heavy too....